Below are the 10 most recent journal entries recorded in Marv's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, December 3rd, 2002
11:14 pm	walked into a gun fight with a knife to kill you... first of all i just want to say HAPPY THANKSGIVING to everyone out there in computer land. today was my first day back to school after a long 5-day weekend. over these five days, a pretty lot of stuff has happened within the gang. first of all, i died my hair black cherry, or as the retards like to call it black cherry flower. there isn't really any flower on the whole box. i also went to a club for the first time over the break. i met up with my brother and his friends at a club in philly called shampoo, and the only reason i went was because it was 80's night. just between you, me, and the wall i had a hell of a time. sadly to all, i was unable to go 40 days and 40 nights without any sexual activity, i think i made it about 13 days. although it was a dissapointment, i still feel that i rule at everything. my frien perv, who is an idiot, decided to get the name "Jess" tattooed on his ass for no reason at all. it's not the name of his girlfriend or anything, its just the name he picked. saturday night, me, brendan, and dennis went to ocean city for some pizza and arcades, then we drove home the same night and went to jake's house. it was a pretty good time. sunday night we were at jared's house listening to some instumentals and trying to freestyle, but it is a lot harder then in 8-mile. so that's pretty much it, except today i bowled a 178 and got my first turkey, i was so happy. you better not look at my girl again or i will rip your eyeballs out of their sockets, and shove them up your ass, which i will also rip out. Current Mood: cold Current Music: fairweather: whatever it takes (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, November 4th, 2002
6:16 pm	its girls like you that make me think i better off home on a saturday night... ok you big idiots, i know i haven't written in this thing for awhile, so here it goes. my life has kinda sucked lately, and its all because of a girl. now i know my friends are gonna make fun of me for this, and i know that nobody really cares how i feel, but i figure i will just let it all out. basically there is this girl at my school who i really like, and for awhile there i thought she liked me too, but now it seems like she doesn't want anything to do with me. normally in a situation like this i would just be like "fuck girls, they're stupid anyway" and just forget about it, but for some stupid reason i just can't stop liking this chick. she absolutly drives me crazy, and everytime i see her i get this really wierd feeling in my stomach. all of my friends tell me that we aren't right for each other and that we are complete opposites, but i don't care what they think. i know that i should just forget about her because there is no way that a girl like her would ever settle for a kid like me, but i can't. the worst part of all, though, is that she is always hanging out with her supposed "ex-boyfriend" who i can't stand. he is one of those stupid thugs that wears clothes that are way to big for him, and is really mean to girls. i just wish that for once in my shitty life, something good would happen to me. it seems like no matter what i do, and no matter how nice i am, i always end up in last. so that's it, now my friends will no how much i suck and how much i really like this girl, i just hope they don't make fun of me to bad in school. if they do, i will have to get jumbles (the big, wierd looking guy from toscanoes, who is kept in a closet and beaten with a stick) to attack them. Current Mood: disappointed Current Music: the get up kids: out of reach (Comment on this)
Monday, August 26th, 2002
1:09 am	why don't you go to the red lobster and get yourself an all you can eat punch in the face! wednesday nite was luckystar's cd release party. it was awesome.it was in bill's grandma's basement. they played so good, and were so excited because people in the crowd were actually sining along with them. thursday nite i went to the taking back sunday show at the troc with brendan and can. it was pretty sweet and i bought a really cool shirt. the whole ride home on the speedline can wouldn't talk to us. he wouldn't talk to us because on the walk to the speedline we passed this bum who was getting ready to sleep on the ground, and can was all like "how ya doin" while he waved a juicy red apple in the guy's face. i told him it was mean and he got mad. friday me, jake, buseman, and jared went to the thrift store during the day, and at nite i went up to the texaco to hang out with the guys. george from the texaco bought me this bitchin bb gun and i was really happy. brendan decided to be gay that nite, so instead of seeing my new gun, him and alyson watched a fucking movie. now i ask you, what would you rather do? watch a movie, or play with a gun? saturday morning i had to work and i accidentally gave a guy 50 dollars to much, and that son of a bitch just took it and left. saturday nite my brother's band had a show at the high ridge ice arena in gibbsborough. it was really cool, and i got to sell stuff for them and their merch table. sunday i woke up and lifted, then hung out with my dad and my uncle bob the whole day. those guys are the coolest, i got to shoot them both with my gun. i didn't do shit sunday nite because jake and jared have dissapeared, and brendan hung out with his stupid fucking girlfriend again. i really hope for his sake and mine that this doesn't become a habbit. Current Mood: devious Current Music: luckystar: gollum (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 20th, 2002
1:12 am	...like crap is so great, or my middle name is crapison! the summer is startin to suck because none of my friends ever call me, and i think that everyone is in a secret "i hate mario club". unless...maybe they are planing a suprise party for me, yeah that's it, man i bet there will be cake, and ponies, and gum, and rocket ships, and a duck, and chips, and chupa chups. man i must have the best friends in the world. i wonder when the party is, i hope it is soon because i just can't wait. hmmmm, i gotta play this real cool though so no one finds out that i know about the suprise party, because then it would ruin it for everyone else. i should buy a boat. anyway, if anyone feels like hangin out just shoot yourself in the face and i'll come a runin. it really doesn't matter what i say being as no one ever reads, or comments on my journal entries. whatever, i am goin to bed. Current Mood: devious Current Music: the used: maybe memories (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 30th, 2002
1:24 am	reality is for the birds, and people who can't read good. tonite i finally came to the conclusion that i will never be as good as brother. he is without a doubt the coolest kid i know, and everybody loves him for it. he has everything going for him; an awesome band, facial hair, good looks, and girls. the only thing i have are my eyes. in reality, i am nothing more than a pair of eyes floating around in this crazy world. i am waiting for the day when they get struck by two seperate lightning bolts, during different parts of the day. after that, there will be nothing left of me except for some gross, electrified blobs that used to be classified as eyes. then no one will remember me, "you wont"! Current Mood: depressed Current Music: luckystar: a list (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, June 28th, 2002
3:45 pm	the adventures of booger bear ok, it's been a while since the last time i wrote in this hog and a lot has happened since then. for starters, jake's foreign exchange student, or "fes" as we liked to call him, left last weekend. he had to go back to brazil after living in america for the past year. it kinda sucks that he is gone, but the foster's threw a pretty cool going away party for him. at the party we had a big basketball game, it was all the girls vs. all the guys. we kicked their asses, we were playin really ruff, it was great because we got to hit the girls really hard. the next day i had work and it was pretty cool. it was my last nite workin with kyle because the schedule got changed, so we made the most of it. that little son of a bitch pushed my chair back while i was already leaning back on it and it made me fall. all in all it was fun though. later that nite i went to my friend mike's graduation party, it was pretty cool except that everyone was drunk and stuff. when i went in his house to get some food, this big kid was passed out on a chair and looked dead. all of a sudden he starts throwing up everywhere, it was awesome. as the hours passed everyone get even more trashed, my friend jake was so drunk that when he was talkin to me, i pushed down on his shoulder and he fell on the ground. finally i decided to leave, my brother picked me up and i watched the movie 12 monkeys when i got home. brad pitt and bruce willis are the coolest guys ever. Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: new found glory: singled out (Comment on this)
Friday, June 21st, 2002
2:52 am	that's hanzel, he's so hot right now, hanzel! tonite me and carrot helped my friend kev with this scavinger hunt for his school. one of the things on his list was human poop, so being the tuff mother fucker that i am, i pooped in a ziplock bag for him. he also needed porn so being the rugged guy that i am, i bought it for him. after we helped him, we met brendan and boozeman up at the school. they both looked at my porn, and then we went to jake's. after we hung out there for a while, we decided to drive around. boozeman and jake were driving behind me and carrot, and stupid boozeman didn't have his lights on. i got out of the car and was trying to tell them to turn them on when all of a sudden, carrot drove the car over my foot. IT SUCKED BALLS! it hurt pretty good, but it was kinda funny. Current Mood: tired (1 Comment |Comment on this)
2:40 am	ocean city stars on tuesday, me and my buddy brendan decided to go to my beach house in ocean city. he picked me up at like 2 o'clock, and we started on our journey. before we could make our way to the beach, i had to hit up the penny arcade at commernce bank, so we went there and i got fifty four bucks out of it. then we headed towards the shore. the whole ride there we listened to the new eminem cd, and it was awesome. we entered ocean city at like 3:30, and headed straight for blitz's. we both ordered quarter bounders, and the lady asked for our names so she could call us when they were done. i said mario because that's my name, and brendan said his name but the lady thought he said brenly. needless to say when she called out "brenly" i started laughing hysterically. then we went to my house and kinda just layed around for a while. when it got dark we went to the board-walk and bought some really cool lighters, and brendan bought a super sweet poison the well hoody. after we hung out on the boards for a while, it got kinda boring so we went back to the house. brendan was laying on the couch, so i threw a flip-flop and his balls and he got pissed. then i told him how u can measure the size condom you wear by putting your boner in one of those toilet paper rolls. brendan said he had tried that before just for fun because he was bored while he was pooping. after that we went to bed and drove home in the morning. Current Mood: tired (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 18th, 2002
12:21 pm	i got robbed by a sweet old lady in a motorized cart! as soon as i woke up today, i went over to the garage to lift. being the retard that i am, i attempted to lift more weight than i could handle. as soon as i got the bar in the air, it came crashing down on my chest, and being as i was alone, i had to roll the whole thing down my body in order to free myself. then i tried it again, and of course the same thing happened. i guess i thought that i had gotten stronger in the little time between my last attempt. anyway the same thing happened, only this time instead of rolling it down my body, i just kinda leaned to one side and made all of the weights slide off of that side of the bar. since the other weights were still on the other side of the bar, it wipped out of my hands and all of the weights fell on the ground. at 2 o'clock i had to go to work. i worked with chad for the first 2 hours and it was cool. later jared came up to visit and i told him about my new hours at work. he laughed at me a lot because i have to work wednesdays now and they are really busy because power premium is 6 cents cheaper every wednesday. he left and i kept working until this van came up filled with a bunch of girls and guys. the guy driving asked for 5 dollars worth and so i gave it to him, but as he was about to pay asked "can the gas be free if this girl flashes you?" without even thinking i said yeah, and so the girl showed me her boobs and they were awesome. then a little while after my big brother albert came up to bring me dinner, he is the best. he brought me stake and shrimp and salad. after all of the excitment things calmed down and got really boring. i, like always, spilled a lot of gas and people got mad at me. i probablly spilled atleast 5 dollars worth of gas today , but thats what i am good at. i had to stay at work until 11 o'clock at night, it sucked huge donkey eyes, and then my dad picked me up. Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Monday, June 17th, 2002
1:39 am	gouge out my eyes with a fork the whole day started out pretty rough. i woke up at 9:00 feeling like shit. my throat was killing me, and my ear was startin to act a little fishy. i made my way to the kitchen where i had my breakfast, three slices of pizza hut pizza. later that day me, my brother, and my dad went to church and boy did that suck. when we got home we gave our dad his father's day presents. we got him a carpet cleaner thing and a drill with NO CORD!!! now he can drill things without that damn cord gettin in the way. after a while we went to my grandpa's house and i successfully dunk on his basketball net, i am extremly well hung i always knew that. when nite time came, me, frodo, gay vern, and black eric went to dennis's house. on the way there that son of a bitch frodo almost got into an accident with non other than a car full of crazy black people. when we got to dennis's house, he and eric got high and it was stupid. then eric jumped on frodo's car and almost got killed, it was pretty funny. now i am home and i decided to write my first journal entry, its so exciting. that's hanzel he's so hot right now, hanzel. Current Mood: bored (1 Comment |Comment on this)